Let me paint the picture of an early morning debacle …..
I assembled the blender, dumped my lovely fruits and veggies etc in and revved it up only for it to make a funny noise. Hmm strange. I tried again. Funny noise again. Interesting. Then I noticed gaping hole in the lid. Hey, where’s the plastic cap thingy eh? *looks around like a mad woman who has zero time for this crap*. Maybe that’s the funny noise? Nahhhh. Try again; who needs the cap anyway? There’s the noise again!
Sigh. Okay fine let’s do this. Empty contents into a bowl. Oh. Wouldja looka that! There it is. Caught in the blade. Lovely! I retrieved the cap thingy and made a mess of everything in the process. Of course. Man was it wedged in there! I put contents back into the blender and take 4. Perfect it still works!
So finally at work it’s time to enjoy my smoothie. Take a sip and mmm mmm mmmm. But… Wait…. Did I just feel a tiny shard of plastic in my mouth? What the…? OH right. I added a special ingredient this morning. Maybe it was just one tiny piece… Let’s take another sip…. Nope there are some more shards….
F. M. L. Dump the smoothie.
Whose story was this, Chris or Ash? We’re equally awkward and love making smoothies so it could be either! Yep, that means there will be more awkward moments to follow! So whatcha waiting for? Leave your guesses below!
– Update – it was Chris alright. There’s never a dull moment in TNL-land!